Remember when you were a kid being sent to the principal’s office
was the worst feeling in the world. Well, cruise ships have a
Principal’s Office of sorts in the form of what some travelers
call the “naughty room.” When your luggage does
not arrive in your cabin it’s most likely waiting for you in the
bowels of the ship in a special “holding cell” where “no-no’s”
must be retrieved and confiscated. Yes, Lorraine’s talking about
unauthorized items in your checked baggage. All cruisers are (or
should be) aware of their cruise line’s alcohol policy but did
you know there is a whole list of other “forbidden” items? Yup!
These include (but are not limited to) extension cords/power
strips, heating pads, irons and steamers, candles or incense,
skateboards coffee makers, hotplates, baseball bats, flammable
liquids, dangerous chemicals, bleach...and the list goes on!
One of the biggest concerns for cruise ships is the possibility of fire onboard. One frayed cord or forgotten iron can lead to tragedy at sea. I don’t know about you, but Lorraine would prefer not having to don a Mae West and scramble to board a lifeboat in the middle of the night because some idiot’s heating pad shorted out and set their cabin aflame! And regarding the alcohol policy, it finally makes sense to Lorraine (after all these many years of cruising) that it’s true intent is NOT to sell more drinks - but to (somewhat) control the number of loud obnoxious drunks to save them from themselves. Yep! Studies have shown that contrary to popular opinion, alcohol sales remain about the same even when personal alcohol is allowed. Go figure! Take it from Lorraine it’s not a fun way to spend the first day of your cruise. Been there done that! LOL!